my life

human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

my-frerard-romance:


the kissing islands, Greenland

would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me 

my-frerard-romance:

the kissing islands, Greenland

would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me 

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

urtube:

zunofficiallyjuni:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

The bravest woman on Earth.

I love her. Forever reblog.

I’m so happy she won. An inspiration for everyone.

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

thrina:

Harry and Louis 1:07 AM
An anon asked for some Larry cuddling/kissing so this is what I came up with!!! Note in my tags.

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

its-canada-here:

twentyonehemmings:

alcoholukey:

hesthebaessist:

teenagedfricks:

Calum Hood Reads A Poem Written By His Six-Year-Old Self

honey

Can somebody educate him please

He doesn’t mean asexual as in the sexuality/sexual preference. In biology asexual means you reproduce without mating so technically, he is correct. How about we educate ourselves before we ridicule others’ intelligence.


nice to know some people payed attention in early high school biology class

its-canada-here:

twentyonehemmings:

alcoholukey:

hesthebaessist:

teenagedfricks:

Calum Hood Reads A Poem Written By His Six-Year-Old Self

honey

Can somebody educate him please

He doesn’t mean asexual as in the sexuality/sexual preference. In biology asexual means you reproduce without mating so technically, he is correct. How about we educate ourselves before we ridicule others’ intelligence.

nice to know some people payed attention in early high school biology class

[5SOS GOES BACK TO AUSTRALIA]

sexycliffconda:

Luke- Takes cute photos with the family dog and his brothers

Cal- Founds adorable poems he did when he was just ten

Ash- Spends time with his little brother even while working

Mike- Livestreams himself while playing video games

asdfghjkl5sosandbands:

I swear 5sos better be fucking at home with their family for Christmas and new year or else shit is going down and I shall be leading the tribe

cvlum-hood:

BUT HARRY LAUGHS AT HIS BIG BROTHER’S JOKE

iwontstandalone:

sherlock-has-the-tardis:

criminals-minds:

thor-oughly-amused:

hiddlesworth69:

bearlywriting:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

myleisuretime:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.

They grew eyebrows too

Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??

no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us

I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop

Dear god

What was in that chocolate and where can I get some

majorvirgin:

LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER

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I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS 

SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT