petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix
the kissing islands, Greenland
would you look at that even the fucking ground gets more action than me
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg
This is my favourite post of all time.
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.
The bravest woman on Earth.
I love her. Forever reblog.
I’m so happy she won. An inspiration for everyone.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
Harry and Louis 1:07 AM
An anon asked for some Larry cuddling/kissing so this is what I came up with!!! Note in my tags.
My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
pizza spelt its own name wrong
Can somebody educate him please
He doesn’t mean asexual as in the sexuality/sexual preference. In biology asexual means you reproduce without mating so technically, he is correct. How about we educate ourselves before we ridicule others’ intelligence.
nice to know some people payed attention in early high school biology class
Luke- Takes cute photos with the family dog and his brothers
Cal- Founds adorable poems he did when he was just ten
Ash- Spends time with his little brother even while working
Mike- Livestreams himself while playing video games
I swear 5sos better be fucking at home with their family for Christmas and new year or else shit is going down and I shall be leading the tribe
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.
They grew eyebrows too
Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??
no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us
I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop
What was in that chocolate and where can I get some
LOOK AT WHAT THEY FUCKING DID TO BOB THE BUILDER
I AM FUMNG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
SMUG ASS STEPDAD LOOKING ASS LITTLE SHIT