Miley Cyrus on SNL.
I’m sweating cause this dudes game shits on mine
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
not only is this line impossible to pull off but I think my friends hate me
"Luke, I don’t want you dating my daughter anymore."
"Really? Cause we’re kinda in love."
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.
Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal
i forgot that most people are asleep at 3 am
"Ew you’re a guy and like the color pink are you gay?"
I’ve been waiting for this post all my life
If this is true I did not know this.
now we’re talking